WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game

[HumanBones]

Early on in IDL's history, the annual All-Star game recognized each season's best players by electing them representatives of their respective conferences and pitting them against each other. This was always a fun way to set the stage for the next season; setting rivalries aside and letting bygones (TeamSpeak screaming matches) be bygones (ragequitting). I'll be resurrecting this event starting with the WDL Winter 2015 season, and a few changes have come with it:

• The captains of the #1 and #2 seeded teams at the end of the season are the two captains for both All-Star teams.

• All active players are allowed to vote for 5 different players from any team (excluding the two All-Star captains).

• After voting has ended, both captains will take turns picking 4 players each from a pool of the top 10 voted players.

• Each game will be 3v3 and every player is required to play a minimum of two rounds (unless no-shows etc).

• The maplist is as follows: map06, map17, map29, map04, and map24.

• The game will be played the week after the Championship match, and voting will be open from March 2nd  March 9th. Let the games begin!

[Zakken]

Dear Water,

If, by a prolonged series of misfortunes, I render myself unable to captain for one of the All-Star teams, I would very much appreciate it if you, one of the confirmed captains, selected me to join your team. The reason why I bring this humble request to you is that I have the utmost desire to fornicate Ralphis' would-be All-Star team upwards by any means necessary. Of course, if I was, in fact, drafted by Ralphis instead, I would not carry any objections with me, and would still perform my best capabilities. Nevertheless, I must admit that I would find it a particularly thrilling spectacle if I joined forces with you towards this personal goal of yours truly. With that said, please do consider drafting me when the player selection process takes place. I promise not to falter, should your team's performance lie in my more-than-capable hands.

Thank you,

Zakken

[Jwarrier]

Dear Water,

If, by a prolonged series of misfortunes, I render myself unable to captain for one of the All-Star teams, I would very much appreciate it if you, one of the confirmed captains, selected me to join your team. The reason why I bring this humble request to you is that I have the utmost desire to fornicate Ralphis' would-be All-Star team upwards by any means necessary. Of course, if I was, in fact, drafted by Ralphis instead, I would not carry any objections with me, and would still perform my best capabilities. Nevertheless, I must admit that I would find it a particularly thrilling spectacle if I joined forces with you towards this personal goal of yours truly. With that said, please do consider drafting me when the player selection process takes place. I promise not to falter, should your team's performance lie in my more-than-capable hands.

Thank you,

Zakken

All I got from this was, "I wanna be your bitch."

[Zakken]

I would write another business letter-esque post mentioning you, but then decided that you're not worth my time! :'(

[Jwarrier]

Whatever Soul, you not fooling anybody here, keep bending over that table... we are enjoying the view.  ;)

[capo]

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[Water]

Dear Water,

If, by a prolonged series of misfortunes, I render myself unable to captain for one of the All-Star teams, I would very much appreciate it if you, one of the confirmed captains, selected me to join your team. The reason why I bring this humble request to you is that I have the utmost desire to fornicate Ralphis' would-be All-Star team upwards by any means necessary. Of course, if I was, in fact, drafted by Ralphis instead, I would not carry any objections with me, and would still perform my best capabilities. Nevertheless, I must admit that I would find it a particularly thrilling spectacle if I joined forces with you towards this personal goal of yours truly. With that said, please do consider drafting me when the player selection process takes place. I promise not to falter, should your team's performance lie in my more-than-capable hands.

Thank you,

Zakken

Dear Water,

Burn in hell.

Thank you,

Zakken

[Zakken]

Damn, you exposed my secret message for everybody to see. How could you!?

[Zakken]

Here are my All-Star votes:

HumanBones
Jwarrier
Ralphis
Rude
Yorick

[Alt_Stab]

Jwarrier: Holy hell, look at those stats. Humanbonerz put up the top defensive numbers this year but Jwar was a very close second.
Rude: Of 13 players with over 100 touches he has by far the best K/D ratio. Extremely well rounded in all areas this season. He is the full package.
Yorick: We knew he was good, but not this good.
Wazzup: His points per minute cannot be ignored. Nobody else even came close.
Humandick: Statistically Rambo.

[Water]

My picks in alphabetical order:

DemonSphere
HumanBones
Jwarrier
Ralphis
Yorick

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My picks would be the 4th picks (excluding myself cause I suck!!!!1)
Starrk, Nub_hat, Dranzer, Tony, and Denzoa

[Jwarrier]

Rude
HumanBones
DemonSphere
Wazzup
DevastatioN

[DemonSphere]

HumanBoner
Devastation
Rude
Jwarrier
Yorick

[HumanBones]

Ralphis
Rude
Jwarrier
Torvald
Yorick