Dear Water,
If, by a prolonged series of misfortunes, I render myself unable to captain for one of the All-Star teams, I would very much appreciate it if you, one of the confirmed captains, selected me to join your team. The reason why I bring this humble request to you is that I have the utmost desire to fornicate Ralphis' would-be All-Star team upwards by any means necessary. Of course, if I was, in fact, drafted by Ralphis instead, I would not carry any objections with me, and would still perform my best capabilities. Nevertheless, I must admit that I would find it a particularly thrilling spectacle if I joined forces with you towards this personal goal of yours truly. With that said, please do consider drafting me when the player selection process takes place. I promise not to falter, should your team's performance lie in my more-than-capable hands.
Thank you,
Zakken
Dear Water,
If, by a prolonged series of misfortunes, I render myself unable to captain for one of the All-Star teams, I would very much appreciate it if you, one of the confirmed captains, selected me to join your team. The reason why I bring this humble request to you is that I have the utmost desire to fornicate Ralphis' would-be All-Star team upwards by any means necessary. Of course, if I was, in fact, drafted by Ralphis instead, I would not carry any objections with me, and would still perform my best capabilities. Nevertheless, I must admit that I would find it a particularly thrilling spectacle if I joined forces with you towards this personal goal of yours truly. With that said, please do consider drafting me when the player selection process takes place. I promise not to falter, should your team's performance lie in my more-than-capable hands.
Thank you,
Zakken
The voting period seems to be over, so I'll take it upon myself to post the tally.Fixed it for you SoulAlpha - 30HumanBones - 12
Jwarrier - 11
Yorick - 9
Rude - 8
Ralphis - 7
Wazzup - 7
DemonSphere - 5
DevastatioN - 5
Alt_Stab - 4
Torvald - 2
Climhazzard - 1
Denzoa - 1
Dranzer - 1
Nub_hat - 1
Starrk - 1
Ya'll, I've seen some stuff, but I've not seen my name misspelled that badly so many times in so many ways.
nobody voted for me because i suck dick
its ok, next season i will actually practice before the season
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Yorick, Rude, Torvald vs Ralphis, HumanBones, Jwarrier
5 - 0
You should be proud of Yorick and Tor for doing so great even without you!!