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Title: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: HumanBones on February 22, 2015, 06:36:02 PM
Early on in IDL's history, the annual All-Star game recognized each season's best players by electing them representatives of their respective conferences and pitting them against each other. This was always a fun way to set the stage for the next season; setting rivalries aside and letting bygones (TeamSpeak screaming matches) be bygones (ragequitting). I'll be resurrecting this event starting with the WDL Winter 2015 season, and a few changes have come with it:

Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on February 22, 2015, 08:13:38 PM
Dear Water,

If, by a prolonged series of misfortunes, I render myself unable to captain for one of the All-Star teams, I would very much appreciate it if you, one of the confirmed captains, selected me to join your team. The reason why I bring this humble request to you is that I have the utmost desire to fornicate Ralphis' would-be All-Star team upwards by any means necessary. Of course, if I was, in fact, drafted by Ralphis instead, I would not carry any objections with me, and would still perform my best capabilities. Nevertheless, I must admit that I would find it a particularly thrilling spectacle if I joined forces with you towards this personal goal of yours truly. With that said, please do consider drafting me when the player selection process takes place. I promise not to falter, should your team's performance lie in my more-than-capable hands.

Thank you,

Zakken
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Jwarrier on February 22, 2015, 08:15:53 PM
Quote from: Zakken on February 22, 2015, 08:13:38 PM
Dear Water,

If, by a prolonged series of misfortunes, I render myself unable to captain for one of the All-Star teams, I would very much appreciate it if you, one of the confirmed captains, selected me to join your team. The reason why I bring this humble request to you is that I have the utmost desire to fornicate Ralphis' would-be All-Star team upwards by any means necessary. Of course, if I was, in fact, drafted by Ralphis instead, I would not carry any objections with me, and would still perform my best capabilities. Nevertheless, I must admit that I would find it a particularly thrilling spectacle if I joined forces with you towards this personal goal of yours truly. With that said, please do consider drafting me when the player selection process takes place. I promise not to falter, should your team's performance lie in my more-than-capable hands.

Thank you,

Zakken

All I got from this was, "I wanna be your bitch."
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on February 22, 2015, 08:30:08 PM
I would write another business letter-esque post mentioning you, but then decided that you're not worth my time! :'(
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Jwarrier on February 22, 2015, 08:33:07 PM
Whatever Soul, you not fooling anybody here, keep bending over that table... we are enjoying the view.  ;)
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: capo on February 23, 2015, 04:11:14 AM
thatisjustjoke.jpg
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Water on February 23, 2015, 07:30:28 AM
Quote from: Zakken on February 22, 2015, 08:13:38 PM
Dear Water,

If, by a prolonged series of misfortunes, I render myself unable to captain for one of the All-Star teams, I would very much appreciate it if you, one of the confirmed captains, selected me to join your team. The reason why I bring this humble request to you is that I have the utmost desire to fornicate Ralphis' would-be All-Star team upwards by any means necessary. Of course, if I was, in fact, drafted by Ralphis instead, I would not carry any objections with me, and would still perform my best capabilities. Nevertheless, I must admit that I would find it a particularly thrilling spectacle if I joined forces with you towards this personal goal of yours truly. With that said, please do consider drafting me when the player selection process takes place. I promise not to falter, should your team's performance lie in my more-than-capable hands.

Thank you,

Zakken

Dear Water,

Burn in hell.

Thank you,

Zakken
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on February 23, 2015, 09:19:04 AM
Damn, you exposed my secret message for everybody to see. How could you!?
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on March 02, 2015, 03:59:52 PM
Here are my All-Star votes:

HumanBones
Jwarrier
Ralphis
Rude
Yorick
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Alt_Stab on March 02, 2015, 04:14:21 PM
Jwarrier: Holy hell, look at those stats. Humanbonerz put up the top defensive numbers this year but Jwar was a very close second.
Rude: Of 13 players with over 100 touches he has by far the best K/D ratio. Extremely well rounded in all areas this season. He is the full package.
Yorick: We knew he was good, but not this good.
Wazzup: His points per minute cannot be ignored. Nobody else even came close.
Humandick: Statistically Rambo.
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Water on March 02, 2015, 04:38:29 PM
My picks in alphabetical order:

DemonSphere
HumanBones
Jwarrier
Ralphis
Yorick
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: -Alpha- on March 02, 2015, 05:59:44 PM
My picks would be the 4th picks (excluding myself cause I suck!!!!1)
Starrk, Nub_hat, Dranzer, Tony, and Denzoa
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Jwarrier on March 03, 2015, 04:01:42 AM
Rude
HumanBones
DemonSphere
Wazzup
DevastatioN
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: DemonSphere on March 03, 2015, 03:09:11 PM
HumanBoner
Devastation
Rude
Jwarrier
Yorick
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: HumanBones on March 03, 2015, 04:56:24 PM
Ralphis
Rude
Jwarrier
Torvald
Yorick
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: legion on March 03, 2015, 05:33:08 PM
jwar
stab
bones
dev
torvald
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: nub_hat on March 04, 2015, 08:41:45 AM
Wazzup
DevastatioN
Yorick
Jwarrier
rude
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Rude on March 04, 2015, 09:27:27 AM
boner
stab
wazzup
dev
jwar
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Ralphis on March 04, 2015, 05:38:25 PM
My picks in alphabetical order:


Alt_Stab
DemonSphere
HumanBones
JWarrier
Wazzup
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: dingdang on March 05, 2015, 03:21:33 PM
demonsphere
ralphis
bones
stab
yorick
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Tai on March 05, 2015, 07:22:46 PM
Humanbones
Wazzup
Yorick
Ralphis
Rude
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Xenaero on March 05, 2015, 07:50:36 PM
Ralphis
HumanBones
Wazzup
Rude
Jwarrier
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: IdeIdoom on March 06, 2015, 09:15:09 PM
In no particular order:
Ralphis
Humanbones
Jwarrier
Yorick
DemonSphere
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Starrk on March 08, 2015, 06:53:33 PM
In no order:

Starrk
Starrk
Starrk
Starrk
Starrk
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on March 08, 2015, 08:12:54 PM
The voting period seems to be over, so I'll take it upon myself to post the tally.

HumanBones - 12
Jwarrier - 11
Yorick - 9
Rude - 8
Ralphis - 7
Wazzup - 7
DemonSphere - 5
DevastatioN - 5
Alt_Stab - 4
Torvald - 2
Climhazzard - 1
Denzoa - 1
Dranzer - 1
Nub_hat - 1
Starrk - 1
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: -Alpha- on March 08, 2015, 08:36:20 PM
Quote from: Zakken on March 08, 2015, 08:12:54 PM
The voting period seems to be over, so I'll take it upon myself to post the tally.

Alpha - 30
HumanBones - 12
Jwarrier - 11
Yorick - 9
Rude - 8
Ralphis - 7
Wazzup - 7
DemonSphere - 5
DevastatioN - 5
Alt_Stab - 4
Torvald - 2
Climhazzard - 1
Denzoa - 1
Dranzer - 1
Nub_hat - 1
Starrk - 1
Fixed it for you Soul
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Xenaero on March 08, 2015, 10:22:33 PM
Ya'll, I've seen some stuff, but I've not seen my name misspelled that badly so many times in so many ways.
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Water on March 08, 2015, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: Xenaero on March 08, 2015, 10:22:33 PM
Ya'll, I've seen some stuff, but I've not seen my name misspelled that badly so many times in so many ways.

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Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Water on March 08, 2015, 10:26:52 PM
Also how the fuck was Tai not voted
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: capo on March 09, 2015, 01:24:30 AM
LOL
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: legion on March 09, 2015, 12:08:55 PM
nobody voted for me because i suck dick

its ok, next season i will actually practice before the season
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: capo on March 09, 2015, 01:12:16 PM
Quote from: legion on March 09, 2015, 12:08:55 PM
nobody voted for me because i suck dick

its ok, next season i will actually practice before the season

That dont helps you, you lost even with chewy.
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: HumanBones on March 10, 2015, 06:03:08 PM
UPDATE!

Thank you for tallying up the votes, Zakken. I'm going to give some clarification on a few things, and then whenever Water and Zakken are ready to roll we can do the draft. Shouldn't take very long.

1. All of the maps will be played. At the end of the 5 maps, the total number of flags scored will be used to determine the winner. This is CTF, after all!

2. Zakken will have first pick in the draft, as he had the #2 seed in this season's playoffs.

3. The draft will be snake-format. Zakken will select #1, followed by Water selecting #2 and #3, Zakken #4 and #5, and so on, until all 10 players have been selected.

Here is the player pool and each players corresponding vote counts:

HumanBones - 12
Jwarrier - 11
Yorick - 9
Rude - 8
Ralphis - 7
Wazzup - 7
DemonSphere - 5
DevastatioN - 5
Alt_Stab - 4
Torvald - 2

The game will be played on the weekend following the Championship match, with a time TBD. So stay tuned!
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on March 10, 2015, 06:45:08 PM
Draft results are up!
Teams

All-Star Team 1
Water, Ralphis, HumanBones, Jwarrier, Wazzup, Alt_Stab

All-Star Team 2
Zakken, Yorick, Rude, DemonSphere, DevastatioN, Torvald

  • Zakken: Yorick
  • Water: Ralphis
  • Water: HumanBones
  • Zakken: Rude
  • Zakken: DemonSphere
  • Water: Jwarrier
  • Water: Wazzup
  • Zakken: DevastatioN
  • Zakken: Torvald
  • Water: Alt_Stab
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Water on March 13, 2015, 08:32:23 AM
I am convinced I am a normal player and its a major conspiracy for people to let me win at this point rather than me being good at this game.

I hate you all.
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on March 13, 2015, 03:59:28 PM
That's usually how some of the best players at any game see themselves. c:
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on March 22, 2015, 07:07:08 PM
After nearly two hours of trying to get back into the forums, I've got the results of the game!

Team Zakken vs Team Water

Map06 SMARTCTF01
Yorick, DemonSphere, Torvald vs Water, Ralphis, HumanBones
1 - 5

Map17 THIRTY4-17
Zakken, DemonSphere, DevastatioN vs Water, HumanBones, Wazzup
1 - 5

Map29 ZDECTF2-19
Yorick, DemonSphere, DevastatioN vs Water, Ralphis, Alt_Stab
3 - 5

Map04 ZDCTF04
Zakken, Rude, DevastatioN vs Jwarrier, Wazzup, Alt_Stab
1 - 5

Map24 RAGECTF04
Yorick, Rude, Torvald vs Ralphis, HumanBones, Jwarrier
5 - 0

Final results:
11 - 20

Thanks to everybody involved for showing up! Hopefully we'll get a less lopsided all-star game next time. :-[
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Water on March 22, 2015, 07:10:32 PM
Quote
Map24 RAGECTF04
Yorick, Rude, Torvald vs Ralphis, HumanBones, Jwarrier
5 - 0

Team, I am disappoint @_@
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Ralphis on March 22, 2015, 07:20:13 PM
yolo
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Zakken on March 22, 2015, 08:05:46 PM
You should be proud of Yorick and Tor for doing so great even without you!!
Title: Re: WDL Winter 2015 All-Star Game
Post by: Water on March 23, 2015, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: ZakkenBuster on March 22, 2015, 08:05:46 PM
You should be proud of Yorick and Tor for doing so great even without you!!

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